Born: the dawn of time
Background: Scoots is the human incarnation of the Scooty-Puff, Jr., Philip J. Fry's fabled steed. After being superseded by the Scooty-Puff, Sr., Scoots has taken up bumper pool as a retirement hobby.
Strengths: the Scoot, the Blast-Ended Skrewt, blatantly disregarding the laws of physics
Weaknesses: the pool cue, Brain Spawn
Slogan: "Aaaaghhhhh...not again"